Mark The Magic Bone Cracker
You find your two year old twisting his toy skeleton and you go … AH-HAA! … He’s either going to be a Psychopath or an Osteopath! So what does a Bone Cracker have to do with Tattoos? He can… straighten your chest and back straightened out and keeps me buzzing with the odd bone pop!
When you take a look in the mirror next time look at your shoulders and I guarantee one will be higher than the other which means if I place the stencil to align with your collarbone the tattoo will be crooked which means I have to compromise the design layout to compensate for your messed up spine which you may get straightened out in the future in which case the tattoo would get thrown out of alignment otherwise you’re forever going to be twisted and the tattoo would compensate the difference, personally I’d prefer not to compromise the design and work on untwisted canvases … SO GO VISIT MARK THE MAGIC BONE CRACKER!
What does a spinal cracker do for kicks? … Gets beat up by a bit of wood and makes weird things glow in the dark, runs down mountains and recites Star Wars.
To get your junk straightened out, contact Mark via email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Stay chill, take care of each other out there.